i. your kink is not my kink [ Look, Aomine gets it: the porn industry sells anywhere-- he's even shelled out a considerable lot of money on a collection of gravure magazines, really-- so it should come as no surprise that aliens aren't any different. But plant porn? Seriously? He's seen some weird kinks in his young life, but even he can't see the appeal there.
Well, whatever, not his business. He's not here to judge, he's only here to sell, so wherever you were planning to go, here's a 192cm wall of a teenager blocking your way. ]
Yo. [ He all but shoves the comic on the unsuspecting victim's face. ] Wanna take a peek at some hot and slick R-rated action?
ii. fluff a friend [ Even though this is the sort of job that might suit a girl better, Aomine can't say he's doing too bad for himself; sometimes he fumbles with a ball of fluff in his hands, too big and unused to dealing with such tiny delicate creatures, and maybe he has scared off a customer or two in a fit of rage, but otherwise he gets along well enough with the wide variety of cutesy animals demanding his attention. Felines are especially drawn to him, for some odd reason; a sense of kinship, maybe?
Too bad for this overgrown human cat, a customer comes in right as he's getting ready for a nap. It might take a little shake or several, but eventually, he turns his attention to the newcomer. ]
Wanna try one? They're small and warm and mostly harmless.
Daiki Aomine | Kuroko no Basuke
[ Look, Aomine gets it: the porn industry sells anywhere-- he's even shelled out a considerable lot of money on a collection of gravure magazines, really-- so it should come as no surprise that aliens aren't any different. But plant porn? Seriously? He's seen some weird kinks in his young life, but even he can't see the appeal there.
Well, whatever, not his business. He's not here to judge, he's only here to sell, so wherever you were planning to go, here's a 192cm wall of a teenager blocking your way. ]
Yo. [ He all but shoves the comic on the unsuspecting victim's face. ] Wanna take a peek at some hot and slick R-rated action?
ii. fluff a friend
[ Even though this is the sort of job that might suit a girl better, Aomine can't say he's doing too bad for himself; sometimes he fumbles with a ball of fluff in his hands, too big and unused to dealing with such tiny delicate creatures, and maybe he has scared off a customer or two in a fit of rage, but otherwise he gets along well enough with the wide variety of cutesy animals demanding his attention. Felines are especially drawn to him, for some odd reason; a sense of kinship, maybe?
Too bad for this overgrown human cat, a customer comes in right as he's getting ready for a nap. It might take a little shake or several, but eventually, he turns his attention to the newcomer. ]
Wanna try one? They're small and warm and mostly harmless.
[ Mostly. ]
iii. formless shot
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