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Renko Usami (宇佐見 蓮子) ([personal profile] greenwichsky) wrote in [community profile] thepanicroom 2016-04-06 10:38 pm (UTC)

Renko Usami | Not Even The Good Parts of Touhou | ota

[ 1 - Education ]

-The whole concept of getting paid to go to school was still completely alien to Renko, but she still needed to take extra jobs, and she figured HEY HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS. She was once a high schooler herself, she figures, so it can't be too terribly difficult. She was great in high school. She killed her exams with a finely sharpened sword of being a total nerd plus having nearly infinite amounts of free time caused in part by her total lack of a social life outside of watching reruns of "Cosmos"...

But it became apparent once she'd written down a certain equation and turned around to see almost entirely blank faces that maybe, just maybe, she had overestimated her teaching ability.-


Um... Can someone remind me what class this is again?

-Oh boy.-


[ 2 - Nature Reserve ]

-Another case of 'how hard could it be'? And while she thought it would be a good way of getting paid to exercise, she once more vastly overestimated her ability. One can come across poor Renko collapsed near the walkway, crawling in futility towards a fountain, looking very similar to a corpse. A very tired corpse.-

H-help... me...

-She'd only jogged two kilometers, though...-


[ 3 - Garbage ]

-Loathe as she was to admit it, this was something she was actually good at. Hey, sometimes you needed to budget for supplies over food when you were a scientist! And yet human bodies still needed to eat. Plus sometimes the best way to find the things you needed to complete your research were the kind of stuff people just threw away! Human beings sure did waste a lot of science.

And thus she's foraging. In YOUR bin. And she just got caught...-


Um... It's not what it looks like? -It's totally what it looks like.-


[ 4 - Agriculture ]

-Renko had a lot of Ideas and Theories about what actually caused various crop circles on her own world, but that same line of thinking also gave her a lot of inspiration for designs to put here. Of course working the walking boards to MAKE the circles was physical activity and ha ha, that just was not Renko's ability as previously concluded. So instead she sat back and used SCIENCE to make the perfect, most eye catching designs, quickly sketching them down. Man, when's the last time she used a protractor like this...-

Okay and now... exactly 57 degrees in that direction once the circle's radius reaches 3 meters... -Some people might not like the fact she isn't doing any real work, though...-



[[ renko was in the previous game, but for the sake of simplicity, I'm starting her off fresh ]]

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